You Know You're a Wilson When...

You Know You're a Wilson when...you can make a loaf of bread without consulting directions, yet have absolutely no idea how to make a pot of coffee.

You Know You're a Wilson when...a kissing scene plays across the TV and everyone looks away and says, "Ew!"

You Know You're a Wilson when...the wheat grinder breaks and all the kids under the age of 10 get excited since that means we get highly processed store bought bread.

You Know You're a Wilson when...you take up a whole row of seats at Church.

You Know You're a Wilson when...your pregnant mom's late in deciding to leave for the hospital and call the midwife.

You Know You're a Wilson when...you buy an ice cream cone and receive a lecture about how with the money you spent on that one dessert, you could have bought an entire quart of ice cream.

You Know You're a Wilson when...your whole family walks almost single-file down a side walk and look like they're a parade.

You Know You're a Wilson when...a lazy Saturday afternoon means working on left over school work instead of mulching or weeding.

You Know You're a Wilson when...you invent new verbs which make people look at you strange (ripsticking, saucing, cheesing, etc).

You Know You're a Wilson when...bats live in your attic.

You Know You're a Wilson when...it's nearly impossible to find a summer dress that will meet all the requirements.

You Know You're a Wilson when...you listen to your parents talk about what a guy must do in order to get Mom and Dad's permission to court you and you start to feel sorry for him...

You Know You're a Wilson when...all the animals in the house are either stupid or neurotic.